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The number of times I’ve slipped on staircase: 3

The number of times I made my mom mad: 29,423

The number of times that I got rejected when I asked my mom to get my a dog: 167

The number of times I’ve made a teacher yell at me: 0

The number of times that I’ve been mad at my phone for being slow when it’s really just me: 92

The number of times that I’ve convinced myself my phone was missing…while holding it: 8

The number of times that I said “just five more minutes”: 6,938

The number of times that I’ve said “huh?” then answered the question anyway: 340

The number of times that I rewatched the same show instead of starting a new one: 5

The number of times that I left my phone on the charger “for just a second”: 11

The number of times that I’ve rehearsed a fake interview in my head like I’m on a talk show: 9

The number of times that I got distracted while being productive: 30

The number of times that I pressed “snooze” and regretted it: 2

The number of times that I’ve Googled something I should already know by now: 52

The number of times that I’ve waved back at someone who wasn’t waving at me: 3

The number of times that I’ve pretended to understand a meme I didn’t get: 165

The number of times that I’ve stared into the fridge hoping food would appear: 9,574

The number of times I imagined an ideal situation: 4,607

The number of times that I stayed quiet when I should’ve spoken: 13,759

The number of times that I’ve said “what” even though I heard perfectly fine: 89

The number of times that I’ve made a to-do list and then ignored it completely: 102,834

The number of times that I’ve laughed so hard I went completely silent: 293,485,271

The number of times that I’ve said “okay last episode” and then watched three more: 1337

The number of times I forgave someone but still held grudges: 46

The number of times that I wished I had said something sooner: 1,239,843

The number of times that I said “I’m fine” and wasn’t: 20,495,734,985,724

The number of times that I smiled through something painful: 834,355

The number of times that I changed my mind about who I am: 0

The number of times that I realized I was growing without noticing: 0